How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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The Oakland Raiders

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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