Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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