- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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