- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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