- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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