- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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