Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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XD Jackass.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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womans having rights.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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women's rights

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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nothing

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Anti Joke

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