- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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