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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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