- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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