Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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like most people my age. im 27

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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