A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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