- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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