- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Tall asians

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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