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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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