What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

whats worse than gill? nothing

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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