- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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