- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccorn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??