- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Good job, son.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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