- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

whats 7+4? 74

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's one plus one? two.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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