- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Smelly Indians.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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