Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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AIDS

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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