- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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