What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Knock knock *open*

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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