- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

whats green and lives in the water

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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