Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

i committed murder

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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