Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Pickles are moist.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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