- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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