how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Your text.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Anti Joke

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