- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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