- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Feminism.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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