I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

justin beiber sucks

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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