Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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