- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Feminism.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??