- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

A bar walks into a man

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Face...tastes like chicken!

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