- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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