Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's up? Your time.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your life

Adam Chebali has no life

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's 9+10? 19.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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