- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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