The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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