- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

men's rights activists

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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