I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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