What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Sloths

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Anti Joke

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