Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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