Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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