whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

get in the car.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Caolan and Eamon

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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