- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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