What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Chris is hairy

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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