So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Poop

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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