- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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