Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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