A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Terry has ebola

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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