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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

No because your face is really f***** up.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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