- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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