why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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