Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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silver bullet?

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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anus

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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