- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

you will like this because i am black.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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