"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

An Asian with a big dick.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

So a bar walks into a man...

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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