- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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