- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Whats worse than a joke? This

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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