A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

baloney sandwich

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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