- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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