Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Guest what in the butt

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Badabing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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