- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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