- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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