- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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