- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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