- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Immigration Laws

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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