- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

baloney sandwich

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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