Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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