Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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