- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

oh hey.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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