- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Chris Bosh's neck

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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