- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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