- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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