Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Anti Joke

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