- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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