What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Women's Rights

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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