Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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WNBA

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Anti Joke

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