- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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