- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

hashtags suck balls

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's big and long? My dick.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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