- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Smelly Indians.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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