whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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