A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

being sober in a bar fight

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Take part of what?

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

CFL

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What comes after 69? 70

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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