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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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