I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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