- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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