What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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