- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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