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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's your guys names?

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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