- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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