Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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i saw amango it splootered

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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