- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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