- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Pickles are moist.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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