Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Where's my tractor?

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What's your guys names?

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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A black person dies.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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