- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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