- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

This is a joke.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

You having friends.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Sex

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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