What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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