what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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