guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

womans rights...

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

An Aisian failed a test

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Whose your daddy? Not me

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

whats brown and sticky a stick

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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