Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Mooses

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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