What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Matthew Baker

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Once upon a time a was born

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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