Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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everybody loves raymond

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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