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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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