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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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