What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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