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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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