Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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I walk into a bar...

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Womens rights

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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