What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Anti Joke

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