how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Get on your knees Ho

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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