- Anti Joke

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A black student graduated High School

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?