A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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WNBA

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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