The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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