- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A: Do you like it B: No

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Your Mom The End.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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