roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why didn't he finish his

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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