- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

black people are white when i use night gogles

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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