Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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