- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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