- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

This is sparta No this is patrick

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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