How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Then none of us want to be right.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Patriarchy.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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